Welcome to Straight Jackets, the Columbus Blue Jackets’ corner of G9 sports. Your lead writer here is Dannielle (@frickindannie), who has floated aimlessly around the hockeysphere with snark in hand in search of a permanent place to settle. Part time contributor to The Jacketsblog and The Cannon and creator/editor of the ECHL’s Cycwords. Known to produce jokes and/or photoshops of questionable taste. Cincinnati resident, partial CBJ season ticket holder, fan since a very large green bug handed me a sticket circa 1999-00. Supporter of the plus minus, the offensive defenseman, and the defensive forward.