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Ten Perfectly Serious Blue Jackets Predictions for 2011-12

Come to Ricky.

1. Rick Nash will stare longingly into the FSO Cameras an astounding and terrifying 1,372 times.

2. Scott Howson will accidentally pull the wrong Russell aside to tell him he’s been demoted to Springfield. And then demote the other just to save face.

3. Jared Boll will go 1-20. In fights, not points.

Oh... Oh... Ohio State!

4. Jeff Carter will consume 465 gallons of Bud Light (ugh…), and the Ohio State freshman class’ female persuasion will be the happiest it’s ever been.

5. Mike Commodore will be just as slow and crappy as ever and continue to think he’s attractive to young women in their 20s, and that buyout will look better every day.

6. Rick Nash and Jeff Carter will combine for 81 goals and 77 highlights for Skraut’s next video.

Ah, f#@K, not again...

7. The Ghost of Christian Backman Past will again possess the body of one CBJ defenseman, despite numerous attempts at exorcism.

8. On one of their two (2!) Versus appearances, Eddie Olczyk will refer to James Wisniewski as Espen Knutsen, and Mark Dekanich as Ron Tugnutt.

9. The team will score a record-high amount of “goal scorer’s goals.”

10. The Blue Jackets will unveil a new way to enshrine themselves in a brand new embarrassing phallic reference.

 

Oops.

Any other predictions for this year? Fire away!

For Jackets, Game 82 eerily reminiscent

Everything about Saturday night’s game was a perfect representation of how the 2010-11 season came and went. There was an optimistic start – flying, in fact – and moments that made the sell-out crowd come off their seats in excitement. There were moments that made the members of each team’s respective fanbase cower in their seats shaking their head. There was a heart-breaking turning point that would ultimately cost the Jackets; and an agonizing, painful end to the game.

Derek Dorsett got the Jackets on the board early in the second with a tricky, quick wrap-around past Ryan Miller. It was only Dorsett’s fourth goal of the season and his first since February 1. From there the scoring was fast and furious: three minutes later by Buffalo’s Pominville, four minutes after that by Buffalo’s Butler, another four minutes later by Buffalo’s Ennis. The Jackets finally got back on the board by another unexpected goal scorer, Jared Boll, who would notch his seventh (first since February 4th, and two more than his career best) on a rebound off of a Matt Calvert shot. Going into the third period it was 3-2 Buffalo.

This game clearly meant more to Buffalo than to Columbus, but for the first half of the game, Columbus was really fast and furious and looked nothing like the team they had been for the last month. Like they were prepared to send the season out on a positive note. Guys were playing for jobs, playing for future contracts, and playing for one last shroud of dignity. One last chance to leave a lasting impression in the minds of the disgruntled fan base. But they got sloppy, just as they had after the trade deadline and had been in December.

2:37 into the third period, a guy who could potentially be playing for his future with the team in Kristian Huselius, notched a goal past replacement goaltender Jhonas Enroth, and for the better part of the third period it was a tight 3-3 game. But then something happened in Craig Rivet’s aged little brain and he went absolutely ballistic, cross-checking a former teammate in the head, and would be escorted to the locker room at the 11:44 minute mark with 17 PIM. Immediately, on the five-minute major, Stafford and Gaustad would go back to back to give the Sabres a 5-3 lead with more than six to go.

Much to the dismay of the Jackets fans in attendance, things weren’t looking good. But hey, familiar feeling, right? Kristian Huselius would make it interesting, briefly, by scoring a PPG with 0:23 to go, but it wasn’t enough. The Sabres won the last game of the Blue Jackets season, and sucked the life out of Nationwide Arena. A game – and a season – that once held so much energy and promise, slowly, gradually, spiraled in and out of control until one, fine breaking point that would send them over their edge.

RIP, 2010-11.
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.

Game 55: Jackets win, but lose Dorsett

For the first twenty minutes, this game had all of the makings of “one of those nights.” A lethargic, sloppy first period. Colorado as the opponent. The only thing consistent were the punches landing on Jared Boll‘s face off the fist of Cody McLeod. Philippe Dupuis broke out of the pack and netted an unassisted breakaway goal, the only scoring in the period, but after twenty minutes things were looking grim.

Photo: John Grieshop/Getty Images

But that was all the Avalanche would get. In the second period, the Jackets came back to life. Boll fought again – Koci this time, another predictable loss – and three and a half minutes later, an agitated Derek Dorsett dropped the gloves with Daniel Winnik. Another loss there that prompted a hysteric outrage from Fox Sports Ohio commentator Bill Davidge when Winnik landed a punch on Dorsett after he was down on the ice.

Not even thirty seconds later, the Jackets finally got on the board. First from Rick Nash, then seven minutes later Derick Brassard, and after two it was 2-1. They had more than doubled their shots on goal in the second, and Mathieu Garon turned aside all 13 Colorado shots.

The third period started off with a bang. Even before the first whistle, Samuel Pahlsson sent Peter Forsberg flying into the back of Dorsett’s legs, which would literally send him head over heels flying down onto his head. He would leave the game in obvious pain and not return, and head coach Scott Arniel was quoted as saying he had the symptoms of a concussion. Dorsett, who has been playing solidly on the third line with Pahlsson and their rotating left wing, took an elbow to the face against San Jose. Not a good week for the scrappy little guy.

The only other scoring would come late in the game when Derek MacKenzie sealed the deal with an empty net goal at 19:56. Colorado had only seven shots in the third period, though it felt like they all came in the final few minutes of the game as they pressured Garon. The energetic 16,000+ on hand at Nationwide were very vocal in the final frame, applauding the Union Blue when they were able to stifle any Colorado attempts to take over the game.

Studs: Easily the top line. The 61-16-93 line now has 11 points in the last 3 games.
Duds: The first period.

Notable:

  • Marc Methot and Chris Clark each had five hits. It was a good game for the oft-replaced Clark.
  • Nash had a goal and an assist, six shots, and as tweeted by CBJ PR guy Ryan Holtmann, “From Elias: With his 25th goal of the season last night Rick Nash is the only #NHL player to score 25+ goals in seven-straight seasons.”
  • Brassard has been looking better and better every game. His game-winning goal was his fourth point in the last three games.
  • The Jackets only took one minor penalty in the game – a delay of game, at that.
  • For an Avs view of the game, please check out Katie’s recap at Hockey Without Oxygen!

Where we are: 27-23-5, 59 points (12th place), -5, 8th place Calgary

What’s next: Sunday, 3pm, at Dallas.

Game 51: D-Town Down & Out

AP Photo

Due to a roller derby commitment, I’m watching this game on a sixteen hour delay, so have some observation notes on last night’s game versus Detroit:

Kristian Huselius was a healthy scratch. He became the eleventh player on the current roster to fall victim to Arniel’s willingness to sit his expensive underachievers.
– How good is Matt Calvert? The kid plays like a guy with more intensity and maturity than a rookie should. He stepped up to the second line in place of Huselius and brought breath of fresh air to the line. He complements Umberger’s style very well, giving Vermette two wings that battle and can get him the puck – as they did on his laser beam of a shot that beat Howard. But can Arniel continue to keep Huselius out of the lineup?
Rick Nash had a goal waived off for goaltender interference (by Brassard) shortly after Vermette’s goal. Normally that causes a momentum shift, but it didn’t slow the Jackets at all.
– Detroit had plenty of opportunities, but couldn’t capitalize on any of them. Steve Mason stopped all 34 shots thrown his way (another 12 shots were blocked, and 12 more missed the net). He showed Vintage Mason, with poise and confidence. Hopefully the team’s recent roll has him feeling good.
– That was the first-ever shutout by the Blue Jackets in Joe Louis Arena. Yes. The first.
Jared Boll potted his sixth goal of the season, his single-season career high, and the nineteenth of his career. He currently sits at 10 points in 42 games. His career-high is 14 in 75 games.
– Since being paired with Grant Clitsome, Kris Russell has begun playing like he has been expected to all season. He hasn’t buried the puck recently, but he’s moving the puck out of the zone and creating opportunities for the forwards, without sacrificing his defense. It’s a surefire sign he trusts his defense partner. Everybody’s a Clitsome fan.
– Alyssa over at Hockeytown Beat has a great recap of the game. Be sure to check it out.